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Funny Words

2641. Pahoehoe

A type of lava. See also Science.

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Funny Nicknames

2642. Pickle in the Middle

I'm the middle child and I love pickles.

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Funny Nicknames

2643. The Momster

Your Mom after she counts to three. See also Horror, Parents.

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Funny Dances

2644. The Lazy Lama

Lay on the ground and sleep and don't do what people tell you to do.

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Funny Questions

2645. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?

Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.

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Funny Questions

2646. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?

A condescending con descending. See also Crime.

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Funny Sayings

2647. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2648. The "No Soap Radio" Joke

An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.

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Funny Foods

2649. Malasada

A Portuguese fried bread treat whose name means "poorly cooked". See also Portuguese.

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Funny Foods

2650. Walking Taco

The Donald Trump of food. See also Snacks.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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