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2641. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2016| 2 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2642. The "Mature" American

Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2016| 4 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2643. Great Doodle

Cross between a great dane and poodle. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2016| 4 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2644. Barmecide

A very specific word meaning imaginary and therefore disappointing. Like Quidditch.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2016| 4 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2645. Dav

My friend David lost his ID, so now we just call him Dav.

Added by a Guest on November 4, 2016| 9 Comments | 221 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2646. What Do You Call an Old Man Who's Just Been Stabbed?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2016| 8 Comments | 117 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2647. Joe Flacco

Joe Skinny, apparently. See also Football, Spanish, Sports.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2016| 2 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Rottenegg is a village in the Hallertau of Bavaria, Germany. Formerly a separate municipality, it is now part of the municipality of Geisenfeld in the Upper Bavarian district of Pfaffenhofen. See also German.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2649. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?

You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2016| 2 Comments | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2650. You Rusty Kettle

Insinuates that once you were useful, but now you are quite the opposite, and leave a bad taste in one's mouth.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2016| 4 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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