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Funny Advice

2691. Hearts are wild creatures. That's why our ribs are cages.

Added by a Guest on September 12, 2016| 11 Comments | 291 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2692. Jumping into a Pond to Escape a Swarm of Bees

And using a reed as a snorkel until they go away. See also Insects, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on September 11, 2016| 3 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2693. What Did the Cow Say When Its Tail Caught on Fire?

Moo! See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2016| 6 Comments | 74 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

2694. Words on a Shirt Shop

Yep.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2016| 5 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2695. What Do You Call a Man with a Shovel in His Head?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2016| 3 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

2696. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2016| 4 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

2697. The Donald Trump Sandwich

White bread, lots of baloney, Russian dressing, and a tiny pickle.

Added by a Guest on September 1, 2016| 11 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

2698. Hairy Bald People

Lots of hair all in the wrong places.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2016| 6 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

2699. Pistachios with Uncracked Shells

Often require a hammer to open. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2016| 1 Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2700. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 26, 2016| 1 Comment | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike