Guest Entries
Funny Animals
2731. Fainting Goats
Also called myotonic, goats that faint and collapse when they get startled or excited. See also Cute.
Funny Things
2733. Napoleon in a Chamber Pot
Long ago, people who hated Napoleon put a clay figure of him in their chamber pots so they could relieve themselves on him. See also Bathroom, French, Scatological.
Funny Sayings
2734. Fool Me Once, Shame on Me, but Teach a Man to Fool Me, and I'll be Fooled for the Rest of My Life
Funny Sayings
2735. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It
Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.
Funny Clothes
2736. American Flag Pins
A sure sign that you're running for president. See also Patriotic, Politics.
Funny Movies
2737. Rat Pfink A Boo Boo Shop
A 60's movie with the world's silliest title. See also 60's.
Funny Things to Do
2739. Drinking a Drink With a Spoon
It's like soup, and takes twice as long. See also Utensils.
Funny Foods
2740. Heavenly Hounds Shop
Peanut butter biscuit for dogs to chew on during extended periods of stress, especially Independence Day. See also Dogs.