Guest Entries
Funny Jobs
2731. Dittybopper
Someone who communicates by Morse Code. See also Military, Telecommunications.
Funny Advice
2733. Leaves of Three, Let It be
Cute little rhyme for identifying and avoiding poison ivy. See also Nature.
Funny Insults
2736. Walking Eagle
Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.
Funny Words
2737. Voluntold
The state of being asked to volunteer, but really being told to do something. See also Portmanteau.
Funny Conveyances
2738. Ford Pinto
Unsafe at any speed, according to Ralph Nader. See also 70's, Cars.
Funny Instruments
2739. Gutbucket
Also called a washtub base. Basically a bucket with a string attached to a broom handle that's nearly impossible to tune.
Funny Instruments
2740. Paperclip
For fairly obvious reasons, the translation of the French word for trombone. See also French.