Guest Entries
Funny Foods
2711. Kids' Menu
Offered by Mexican, Italian, and Chinese restaurants for kids 12 and below. We're talking chicken tenders, Mac and cheese, and fish sticks. None of the food on the kids menu is actually Mexican, Italian, or Chinese. See also Children.
Funny Movies
2712. Vaseline
The name by which the movie Grease was marketed in Argentina. See also 70's.
Funny Things
2714. Mythril
Like Adamantium steel, mythical metal that only a complete nerd would know about. See also Nerds.
Funny Things
2715. Barfkin
A jack-o-lantern throwing up, using the seeds as vomit. See also Holidays, Vomit.
Funny Sayings
2716. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.
It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.
Funny Animals
2718. Dorkie
Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.
Funny Nicknames
2719. Capn' Cankle
There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.
Funny Words
2720. Durst
The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.