Guest Entries
Funny Things
2672. Napoleon in a Chamber Pot
Long ago, people who hated Napoleon put a clay figure of him in their chamber pots so they could relieve themselves on him. See also Bathroom, French, Scatological.
Funny Sayings
2673. Fool Me Once, Shame on Me, but Teach a Man to Fool Me, and I'll be Fooled for the Rest of My Life
Funny Sayings
2674. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It
Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.
Funny Clothes
2675. American Flag Pins
A sure sign that you're running for president. See also Patriotic, Politics.
Funny Movies
2676. Rat Pfink A Boo Boo Shop
A 60's movie with the world's silliest title. See also 60's.
Funny Things to Do
2678. Drinking a Drink With a Spoon
It's like soup, and takes twice as long. See also Utensils.
Funny Foods
2679. Heavenly Hounds Shop
Peanut butter biscuit for dogs to chew on during extended periods of stress, especially Independence Day. See also Dogs.
Funny Things to Do
2680. Using a Tampon to Stop a Nosebleed
It actually works. As a result, a buddy of mine carries a tampon in his first aid kit.