Guest Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
2633. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?
They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.
Funny Insults
2634. Unwashed Sock
Funny Phobias
2635. Koutaliaphobia
The fear of spoons. As seen in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. See also Kitchen.
Funny Quotes
2638. "I Don't Say Half of the Junk People Say I Do."
- Albert Einstein See also Science.
Funny Questions
2639. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?
A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Insults
2640. Warmduscher
German insult that translate to "One who only takes hot showers." A German way to call someone a wimp. See also German.