Guest Entries

Funny Songs

2631. Torsken Kommer NÃ¥

When the Norwegian government decided recently to put a codfish on their 200-kroner bill, they released a music video about it to publicize the decision. America, you are not alone in facepalm-inducing gaffes. See also Fish, Norwegian.

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Funny Euphemisms

2632. Hand Ankle

Another name for a wrist.

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Funny Tattoos

2633. I Ate My Cat

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Funny Instruments

2634. Flageolets

A woodwind and a member of the fipple flute family.

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Funny Songs

2635. The Kars 4 Kids Song

"Hello, Samsung? My TV hasn't been working properly ever since I threw an ax at it because the Kars 4 Kids commercial was on." See also Children, Commercials, Music.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2636. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.

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Funny Nicknames

2637. Ramen

For the curly-haired friend.

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Funny Things to Do

2638. Replacing Someone's Cigar with a Stick of Dynamite

And hiding behind a bush to watch them smoke it. See also Old-Timey, Pranks.

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Funny Words

2639. Covfefe

A word recently invented by our president. See also Presidents.

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Funny Advice

2640. Don't Make Decisions Without Eating First

Follow this advice when choosing what to eat.

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