Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
2636. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas
The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2638. I See London, I See France.
I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.
Funny Drinks
2639. Poisoned Wine
A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.