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Funny Anti-Jokes

2631. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Things to Do

2632. Calling to Reserve a Table at McDonald's

See also Fast Food, Pranks.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2017| 29 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2633. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2634. Using a Spoon as a Mirror

Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2635. Wrestling a Bean Bag

Added by a Guest on April 21, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2636. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?

Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2637. Running into Your Teacher at a Supermarket

Funnier if you see their spouse with them, and even funnier if you didn't like them. See also Awkward, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2638. Red Coffee

Red Bull and coffee.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

2639. Tom Ketchup

The inventor of ketchup. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2640. Using the Dog as a Footrest

See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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