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Funny Things

2631. Beehives

For whatever reason, in cartoons beehives fall on people's heads almost as often as anvils. See also Cartoons, Insects.

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2632. Showing Up to a Party Early

As if this isn't funny enough on its own, it's even funnier if the host is wearing her curlers. See also Awkward, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on September 11, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2633. Food Rakes

Also known as forks. See also Kitchen.

Added by a Guest on September 9, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2634. Bandicoots

Little Australian mammal with a funny name. See also Australian.

Added by a Guest on September 6, 2017| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

2635. How to Poo on a Date Shop

Finally. See also Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2017| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

2636. Dinner at Pancho's

The event that Google Calendar always suggests as an example. So far, I've never actually had dinner at a place called Pancho's. See also Internet.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2637. Why Did the Traffic Light Turn Red?

You'd be red too if you had to change in front of everyone.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2638. Your Fingers Have Finger Tips, but Your Toes Don't Have Toe Tips

Yet you can tip-toe... See also Feet.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2639. What Do You Call a Tree Without a Coat

A tree. See also Trees.

Added by a Guest on August 30, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2640. Bupkis

Yiddish word meaning little or no value.

Added by a Guest on August 30, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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