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Funny Instruments

2621. The String in a Cup

Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2622. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2623. "You Insolent Noisemaker."

A beautiful insult from Shakespeare's The Tempest. See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on July 29, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

2624. Pokemon Go for Desktop

How does this work? Do you lug your computer from place to place trying to catch Pokemon? See also Computers, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on July 26, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2625. Disparnumerophobia

The fear of odd numbers. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on July 25, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2626. Didaskaleinophobia

Fear of going to school. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on July 24, 2016| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

2627. Sand Blocks Shop

A beginner's musical instrument if there ever was one.

Added by a Guest on July 23, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2628. Why Can't You Hear a Dinosaur Go to the Bathroom?

The dinosaurs are all dead. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on July 21, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2629. Xanthophobia

The fear of the color yellow.

Added by a Guest on July 20, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2630. Walking Off a Cliff While Reading a Newspaper

See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on July 16, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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