Guest Entries
Funny Dances
2591. The Lazy Lama
Lay on the ground and sleep and don't do what people tell you to do.
Funny Questions
2592. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?
Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.
Funny Questions
2593. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?
A condescending con descending. See also Crime.
Funny Sayings
2594. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse
Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2595. The "No Soap Radio" Joke
An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.
Funny Foods
2596. Malasada
A Portuguese fried bread treat whose name means "poorly cooked". See also Portuguese.
Funny TV Shows
2598. House of Representatives
It's usually on C-SPAN from 4 to 7. See also Politics.