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Funny Dances

2591. The Lazy Lama

Lay on the ground and sleep and don't do what people tell you to do.

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Funny Questions

2592. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?

Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.

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Funny Questions

2593. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?

A condescending con descending. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2594. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2595. The "No Soap Radio" Joke

An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2596. Malasada

A Portuguese fried bread treat whose name means "poorly cooked". See also Portuguese.

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Funny Foods

2597. Walking Taco

The Donald Trump of food. See also Snacks.

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Funny TV Shows

2598. House of Representatives

It's usually on C-SPAN from 4 to 7. See also Politics.

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Funny Advice

2599. Things That Are Sticky Are Most Likely Not Sticks

Added by a Guest on December 11, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

2600. Misophonia

A strong reaction to specific sounds, for example people chewing.

Added by a Guest on December 8, 2016| 19 Comments | You Like This |

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