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Funny Sayings

2591. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2592. The Donald Trump Sandwich

White bread, lots of baloney, Russian dressing, and a tiny pickle.

Added by a Guest on September 1, 2016| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

2593. Hairy Bald People

Lots of hair all in the wrong places.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2594. Pistachios with Uncracked Shells

Often require a hammer to open. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2595. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 26, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

2596. Fluteophone Shop

A cute, plastic flute.

Added by a Guest on August 24, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2597. Euphobia

Fear of hearing good news.

Added by a Guest on August 24, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

2598. Sandwich Islands

Previous name of Hawaii.

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2599. Dung Beetles

The favorite bug of 2nd grade boys. See also Insects, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on August 22, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2600. Swedish Fish Flavored Oreos

Yeesh.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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