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Funny Things to Do

2591. Capturing Brad Pitt and Forcing Him into a Birdcage

Not only a great conversation starter, but a wonderful decoration. See also Celebrities, Postmodern.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

2592. Farts Around The World Shop

Everyone does it. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on February 2, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2593. Fried Butter

Served often at country fairs. A quick, easy way to get a heart attack in less than an hour. See also Obesity, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on February 2, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

2594. Even Pirates Poop Shop

Seriously? I thought they held it in. See also Pirates, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on February 1, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

2595. Surgeons Who Leave Their Tools in Their Patient's Body

See also Health, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on February 1, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2596. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

Added by a Guest on January 31, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2597. Kabourophobia

The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on January 30, 2017| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2598. Cornobble

To slap or beat someone with a fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2599. A Great Face for Radio

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

2600. Mr.Tall

I have a substitute teacher, but I never know his name, and looks like he's 7 feet tall. See also Teachers.

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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