Guest Entries
Funny Things to Do
2591. Capturing Brad Pitt and Forcing Him into a Birdcage
Not only a great conversation starter, but a wonderful decoration. See also Celebrities, Postmodern.
Funny Foods
2593. Fried Butter
Served often at country fairs. A quick, easy way to get a heart attack in less than an hour. See also Obesity, Old-Timey.
Funny Books
2594. Even Pirates Poop Shop
Seriously? I thought they held it in. See also Pirates, Scatological.
Funny Phobias
2597. Kabourophobia
The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.
Funny Nicknames
2600. Mr.Tall
I have a substitute teacher, but I never know his name, and looks like he's 7 feet tall. See also Teachers.