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Funny Sayings

2601. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

Added by a Guest on January 31, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2602. Kabourophobia

The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on January 30, 2017| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2603. Cornobble

To slap or beat someone with a fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2604. A Great Face for Radio

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

2605. Mr.Tall

I have a substitute teacher, but I never know his name, and looks like he's 7 feet tall. See also Teachers.

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2606. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2017| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2607. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2608. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2609. Giving Birth in the Back of a Taxi

Added by a Guest on January 24, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2610. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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