Guest Entries
Funny Dances
2616. The Lazy Lama
Lay on the ground and sleep and don't do what people tell you to do.
Funny Questions
2617. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?
Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.
Funny Questions
2618. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?
A condescending con descending. See also Crime.
Funny Sayings
2619. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse
Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2620. The "No Soap Radio" Joke
An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.