Guest Entries
Funny Foods
2572. Fried Butter
Served often at country fairs. A quick, easy way to get a heart attack in less than an hour. See also Obesity, Old-Timey.
Funny Books
2573. Even Pirates Poop Shop
Seriously? I thought they held it in. See also Pirates, Scatological.
Funny Phobias
2576. Kabourophobia
The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.
Funny Nicknames
2579. Mr.Tall
I have a substitute teacher, but I never know his name, and looks like he's 7 feet tall. See also Teachers.