Guest Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

2571. Why Didn't the Astronaut Cross the Road?

He wasn't on the planet. See also Astronauts, Space.

Added by a Guest on March 3, 2017| 2 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2572. Pissant

An insignificant or contemptible person or thing.

Added by a Guest on March 2, 2017| Comment | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

2573. Basorexia

The overwhelming desire to kiss.

Added by a Guest on February 25, 2017| 22 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

2574. Ornitorrinco

Spanish for Platypus. See also Spanish.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2017| Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2575. Striking a Match on Your Shoe

I've tried it in real life, but it never works. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2017| 4 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

2576. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything.

Funny Things to Do

2577. Climbing Up a Drain Pipe to Reach a Rooftop

Extremely dangerous in real life. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on February 17, 2017| 1 Comment | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

2578. Cheap Chocolate Day

Also known as February 15th. See also Chocolate, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on February 15, 2017| 3 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

2579. Myrmecophobia

The fear of ants. 🐜 See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on February 14, 2017| 2 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

2580. "The word 'Australia' has three A's, all of which look the same, but are pronounced differently."

Screw English.

Added by a Guest on February 14, 2017| 16 Comments | 179 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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