Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
2575. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas
The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2577. I See London, I See France.
I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.
Funny Drinks
2578. Poisoned Wine
A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.
Funny Jobs
2580. Texas Railroad Commissioner
The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.