Guest Entries

Funny Things to Do

2551. Giving Birth in the Back of a Taxi

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2552. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

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Funny Insults

2553. Follicle Facist

An over confident youngster who likes making fun of balding middle aged men. See also Hair.

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Funny Insults

2554. Jagoff

Basically the Pittsburgh word for an a**hole. Frequently yelled at people who cause traffic problems. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on January 19, 2017| 2 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

2555. McChoco Potato

McDonald's fries topped with two chocolate sauces. Only served in Japanese McDonald's restaurants. See also Fast Food, Japan.

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2017| 2 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

2556. Bag of Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy Shop

Scientific fact: farts are funny and unicorns are real. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2017| 6 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

2557. Yugo

Yugoslavia's version of the Ford Pinto. Every bit as clunky and dangerous, but killed by comedians rather than Ralph Nader. See also Communism.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2017| 3 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

2558. Comet Pills

Pills that were sold in the early 20th century, around the time the Earth passed through the trail of Halley's Comet. The pills were meant to protect against the gases in the trail, but they were clearly bogus. See also Old-Timey, Space.

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Funny Foods

2559. Pomato

A tomato plant's stem grafted onto a potato plant's roots. Sometimes referred to as "French Fries and Ketchup". See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on January 15, 2017| 2 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

2560. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

Added by a Guest on January 15, 2017| 1 Comment | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike