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2581. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2017| 2 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2582. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2017| 7 Comments | 109 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2583. Giving Birth in the Back of a Taxi

Added by a Guest on January 24, 2017| 7 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2584. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2017| 4 Comments | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2585. Follicle Facist

An over confident youngster who likes making fun of balding middle aged men. See also Hair.

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2586. Jagoff

Basically the Pittsburgh word for an a**hole. Frequently yelled at people who cause traffic problems. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on January 19, 2017| 2 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2587. McChoco Potato

McDonald's fries topped with two chocolate sauces. Only served in Japanese McDonald's restaurants. See also Fast Food, Japan.

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2017| 2 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2588. Bag of Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy Shop

Scientific fact: farts are funny and unicorns are real. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2017| 6 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2589. Yugo

Yugoslavia's version of the Ford Pinto. Every bit as clunky and dangerous, but killed by comedians rather than Ralph Nader. See also Communism.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2017| 3 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Pills that were sold in the early 20th century, around the time the Earth passed through the trail of Halley's Comet. The pills were meant to protect against the gases in the trail, but they were clearly bogus. See also Old-Timey, Space.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2017| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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