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Funny Insults

2541. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Euphemisms

2542. Go Jelly Beans!

My grandmother's way of saying "Go crazy!"

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Funny Phobias

2543. Xylophobia

Fear of wooden objects.

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Funny T-Shirts

2544. Breaking Hearts and Blowing Farts

My younger sister has a shirt that says this. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

2545. Talking Through a Harmonica

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2546. How Do You Tell Time in Chicago?

You look at a clock.

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Funny Dances

2547. Beep Beep Like a Sheep

1. Throw your hands up and point them to the ground.
2. Get down on all fours.
3. Bounce around.
4. Go crazy now! See also Farming.

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Funny Insults

2548. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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Funny Animals

2549. Gyrfalcon

A real bird with a fantasy name. See also Birds.

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Funny Clothes

2550. Chubberalls

American flag USA overall shorts.

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