Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
2651. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.
Story of my life. See also Marraige.
Funny Questions
2652. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?
Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.
Funny Drinks
2653. The Angry German
Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.
Funny Words
2654. Unremacadamized
Real word meaning "having not been repaved with macadam." Macadam, by the way, are small broken stones.
Funny Insults
2655. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!
Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.
Funny Insults
2656. Who's This Clown?
A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.
Funny Things to Do
2657. Gastromancy
Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.
Funny Names
2658. Puck-Man
Name of Pac-Man when the game was still in beta testing. Changed to Pac-Man because "Puck-Man" left an opportunity for vandals. See also 80's, Profanity, Video Games.