Guest Entries

2651. Chaetophobia

The fear of loose or detached hair. You know what I'm talking about. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2016| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2652. I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off Shop

Deal with it.

Added by a Guest on August 8, 2016| 1 Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2653. What Happens when a Witch Meets an Wizard?

Nothing. Neither exists. See also Magic.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2016| 10 Comments | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2654. Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to Come Shop

True dat.

Added by a Guest on August 5, 2016| 8 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2655. Luposlipaphobia

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. Thank you The Far Side. See also Comics, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on August 4, 2016| 8 Comments | 86 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2656. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Fear of the number 666. See also Devil.

Added by a Guest on August 4, 2016| 14 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2657. Recorders

Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.

Added by a Guest on August 1, 2016| 8 Comments | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2658. The String in a Cup

Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.

Added by a Guest on July 31, 2016| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2659. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2016| 6 Comments | 73 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2660. "You Insolent Noisemaker."

A beautiful insult from Shakespeare's The Tempest. See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on July 29, 2016| 1 Comment | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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