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Funny Foods

2651. Betel Nut

A nut eaten in the Pacific Islands that turns one's mouth purple.

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Funny Foods

2652. Durian

The world's smelliest fruit.

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Funny Things to Do

2653. Going Fishing and Catching a Boot

See also Fish, Old-Timey.

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Funny Questions

2654. What Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?

No one cares. We eat both. See also Poultry.

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Funny Instruments

2655. Double-belled Euphoniums

The choice instrument of any parade in the Roaring Twenties. See also 20's, Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

2656. "You Pine Cone!"

A quote from every squirrel everywhere.

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Funny Foods

2657. Beignets

Pronounced bin-YAYs. A Cajun foodstuff consisting of deep-fried balls of dough. See also Cajun.

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Funny Words

2658. Usurp

To steal or misappropriate. See also Crime.

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Funny Names

2659. Potpan

Shakespeare named a servant in Romeo and Juliet Potpan. Don't let anyone tell you he was always serious. See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on June 19, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2660. Eliot Spritzer

Fruit juice with seltzer, named after former NY governor for absolutely no reason. See also Politics.

Added by a Guest on June 18, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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