Guest Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
2742. What Happens when a Witch Meets an Wizard?
Nothing. Neither exists. See also Magic.
Funny Phobias
2744. Luposlipaphobia
The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. Thank you The Far Side. See also Comics, Made Up.
Funny Instruments
2746. Recorders
Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.
Funny Instruments
2747. The String in a Cup
Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2748. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?
Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.
Funny Insults
2749. "You Insolent Noisemaker."
A beautiful insult from Shakespeare's The Tempest. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Things
2750. Pokemon Go for Desktop
How does this work? Do you lug your computer from place to place trying to catch Pokemon? See also Computers, Unnecessary.