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Funny Sayings
2742. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!
An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
2743. The Jokerman Font
Does anyone use this font besides Mexican restaurants run by white people? See also Computers, Unnecessary.
Funny Words
2744. Tactical
People in the military use this word a lot to describe anything. Literally anything. See also Military.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2745. What's the Difference Between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?
One can be eaten with a fork.
Funny Sayings
2746. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas
Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.
Funny Things to Do
2747. Eating Popcorn Kernels Before Dying
To make the cremation interesting. See also Death.
Funny Sayings
2750. The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Could Not Fit All This Personality!
See also Obesity.