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Funny Words

2881. Sternutate

A verb that's a synonym of "sneeze". As in "Oh dear, I sternutated" or "that was rather a large sternutation".

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Funny Euphemisms

2882. Letting Your Friend George Decide

I.e. flipping a quarter.

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Funny Foods

2883. Cheeseburger Without Cheese

In the '80's there was a restaurant in Austin, Texas that served only cheeseburgers. You had to pay 50 cents extra to get your cheeseburger without cheese. See also 80's, Texas.

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Funny Phrases

2884. All Y'all

Used in Texas like the word "y'all", but used for groups of over 9 people. See also Texas.

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Funny Things to Do

2885. Liberating Things

I'm not stealing it, I'm liberating it! See also Crime.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2886. What Did One Japanese Man Say to Another?

I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Funny T-Shirts

2887. Forget Lab Safety, I Want Superpowers! Shop

Because every superhero origin story should include a laboratory explosion. See also Comics.

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Funny Toys

2888. Frozen SUVs Shop

The preferred mode of transportation of spoiled, six-year-old girls everywhere.

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Funny Sayings

2889. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything

See also Science.

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Funny T-Shirts

2890. If Life Gives You Melons Shop

You may be dyslexic…

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