Guest Entries

Funny Tattoos

2881. A Grape

As you age it'll turn into a raisin.

Added by a Guest on March 30, 2017| 11 Comments | 193 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

2882. Partial Zero Emission Vehicles

You know, they kind of don't emit green house gases. Sort of. See also California, Cars.

Added by a Guest on March 29, 2017| 3 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2883. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You

See also Lazy.

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Funny Quotes

2884. "Luke, I am your father."

Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.

Added by a Guest on March 29, 2017| 7 Comments | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2885. What's More Dangerous than Running with Scissors?

Falling on them.

Added by a Guest on March 28, 2017| 9 Comments | 124 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

2886. Yolanda Squatpump

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Funny Things to Do

2887. Tying Your Hair into a Horn and Poking People with It.

See also Hair, Unicorns.

Added by a Guest on March 28, 2017| 2 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2888. What is Red and is Bad for Your Teeth?

A brick.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2017| 6 Comments | 93 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2889. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2017| 11 Comments | 270 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2890. Unwashed Sock

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