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Funny Anti-Jokes

2951. What's the Difference Between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

One can be eaten with a fork.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2952. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas

Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2953. Eating Popcorn Kernels Before Dying

To make the cremation interesting. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2954. Did You Hear the One About the Cheese That Wrote Poetry?

Neither did I.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2955. Underneath These Clothes I Am Completely Naked

See also Body.

Added by a Guest on May 21, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2956. The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Could Not Fit All This Personality!

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on May 21, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

2957. Oboe D'amour

Oboe of love. But how romantic can an oboe get? See also Music, Romance.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

2958. Che Guevara T-shirts Shop

Worn by moody teenagers who know nothing about history. See also History, Teenagers.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

2959. Tuk Tuk

The offspring of a rickshaw and a moped. Often driven in Thailand. See also Thai.

Added by a Guest on May 16, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2960. Why Do Kangaroos Jump?

Because that's how they evolved.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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