Guest Entries
Funny Clothes
2951. Rental Jackets
Often provided at upscale restaurants where the dress is sports coat or above. They smell horribly, ruining an otherwise perfect dinner. Next time, Messieurs will remember their jackets!
Funny Foods
2952. Kids' Menu
Offered by Mexican, Italian, and Chinese restaurants for kids 12 and below. We're talking chicken tenders, Mac and cheese, and fish sticks. None of the food on the kids menu is actually Mexican, Italian, or Chinese. See also Children.
Funny Movies
2953. Vaseline
The name by which the movie Grease was marketed in Argentina. See also 70's.
Funny Things
2955. Mythril
Like Adamantium steel, mythical metal that only a complete nerd would know about. See also Nerds.
Funny Things
2956. Barfkin
A jack-o-lantern throwing up, using the seeds as vomit. See also Holidays, Vomit.
Funny Sayings
2957. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.
It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.
Funny Animals
2959. Dorkie
Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.
Funny Nicknames
2960. Capn' Cankle
There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.
