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Funny Insults
3032. Neo Maxie Zoom Dweebie
Classic nerd insult from The Breakfast Club. See also 80's.
Funny Euphemisms
3033. Painting My Nails
A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom.
Funny Nicknames
3034. Handle
A nickname given to Pip by Herbert Pocket in the book Great Expectations. See also Literature.
Funny Sayings
3035. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars
See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
3037. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."
From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
3039. You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerfherder!
Princess Leia burning Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back. See also 80's.