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Funny Places

3051. Drain, Oregon

A real town. Local joke: "It rains so much in Oregon, they had to install a Drain."

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Funny Drinks

3052. Arange Juice

A mix of apple juice and orange juice. See also Fruits, Made Up.

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Funny Jobs

3053. Piccoloist

A person who plays piccolo, sometimes called a pickler, usually called annoying.

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Funny Nicknames

3054. Mr. Teacher Man

See also Schools.

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Funny Sayings

3055. You're a Rude Dude, so Change Your 'Tude

So says cool 80's mom. See also 80's.

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Funny Advice

3056. If You Are Running Low on Laundry, a Bathing Suit Makes Perfectly Acceptable Underwear

Motherly advice from Liz Lemon on 30 Rock. See also Sitcoms.

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Funny Things

3057. Horsey Windpump

A windpump (or drainage windmill) in Horsey, Norfolk, England.

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Funny Advice

3058. Do not think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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Funny Sayings

3059. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

3060. You Bead! You Acorn!

You tell 'em Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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