Guest Entries
Funny Animals
3092. Green Heron
Have you seen this bird? It's all small and neckless and then FWOOP, huge neck. See also Birds.
Funny Quotes
3093. "It seems like everybody's in love or in a relationship. I'm just here like,'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'"
So saith an unknown Facebooker.
Funny Products
3095. Hai Karate
The Axe Body Spray of the late 1960's. Named after the self-defense maneuver a wearer would need to employ against aggressive female admirers. See also 60's.
Funny Animals
3099. Chicken Turtle
An actual breed of turtle in the American southeast, so named because it tastes like chicken.
Funny Sayings
3100. May the 4th Be With You
And that's why we celebrate Star Wars Day on May 4th. See also Holidays.