Guest Entries
Funny Things to Do
3121. Painting 1, 2, 3, and 5 on Four Pigs and Letting Them Loose in a mall.
And then watch security try to find pig number 4. See also Pigs, Pranks.
Funny Quotes
3122. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
Funny Sayings
3123. Texting While Driving KILLS
And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.
Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.
See also Cars, Safety.
Funny Animals
3128. Chinchickens
Small animal with the ears of a chinchilla and a beak of a chicken. See also Made Up.
Funny Things
3129. Epithalamions
Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage.
Funny Foods
3130. Fluffatella
Marshmallow Fluff and Nutella on bread, served with a side of diabetes. See also Snacks.