Guest Entries
Funny Books
3081. Slow Death By Rubber Duck Shop
A funny title for a serious book. The subtitle is “The Secret Danger of Everyday Things.”
Funny Insults
3083. Mad Mustachio Purple-hued Malt-worms
Another Shakespearean insult, this time from King Henry IV, Part 1. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Sayings
3084. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk
See also Alcohol.
Funny Clothes
3087. Vests
Funny Insults
3088. But Thou Hath Done Thy Mother
Proof that Shakespeare started the "your momma" jokes. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Jobs
3089. Substitute Teacher
A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.
