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Funny Anti-Jokes

3081. How Did the Skeleton Know It Was Going to Rain?

He read the weather forcast.

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2016| 7 Comments | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

3082. Hearts are wild creatures. That's why our ribs are cages.

Added by a Guest on September 12, 2016| 13 Comments | 297 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3083. Jumping into a Pond to Escape a Swarm of Bees

And using a reed as a snorkel until they go away. See also Insects, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on September 11, 2016| 3 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3084. What Did the Cow Say When Its Tail Caught on Fire?

Moo! See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2016| 5 Comments | 75 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

3085. Some Words on a Shirt Shop

Yep.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2016| 6 Comments | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3086. What Do You Call a Man with a Shovel in His Head?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2016| 3 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3087. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2016| 4 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

3088. The Donald Trump Sandwich

White bread, lots of baloney, Russian dressing, and a tiny pickle.

Added by a Guest on September 1, 2016| 11 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

3089. Hairy Bald People

Lots of hair all in the wrong places.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2016| 6 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

3090. Pistachios with Uncracked Shells

Often require a hammer to open. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2016| 1 Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike