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Funny Sayings

3081. A Few Decades Ago, We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now We Have No Cash, No Hope, and No Jobs.

Pray that Kevin Bacon doesn't die. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

3082. If a Tomato is a Fruit, Isn't Ketchup a Smoothie?

See also Condiments.

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Funny Phobias

3083. Alektorophobia

Fear of chickens. See also Birds.

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Funny Products

3084. Poo-Pourri Shop

Spritz the bowl and no one will know. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Questions

3085. My Girlfriend Farted when I Kissed Her Last Night. Should I Break Up with Her?

Asked and answered on the ever helpful and mature answers.yahoo.com. Marissa Mayer, you are doing God's work. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Words

3086. Ausfahrt

It means "exit" in German, and it makes me giggle. See also Flatulence, German, Sophomoric.

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Funny Sayings

3087. I'm Not Totally Useless: I Can be Used as a Bad Example

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Funny Sayings

3088. After Tuesday Even the Calender Goes WTF

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Funny Questions

3089. We do We Bake Cookies and Cook Bacon?

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Funny Animals

3090. The Croc Ness Monster

Non-native crocodile that somehow ended up in a lake on the Greek island of Crete and has been helping himself to local ducks and lambs. See also Greek.

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