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Funny Advice

3081. Hearts are wild creatures. That's why our ribs are cages.

Added by a Guest on September 12, 2016| 13 Comments | 297 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3082. Jumping into a Pond to Escape a Swarm of Bees

And using a reed as a snorkel until they go away. See also Insects, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on September 11, 2016| 3 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3083. What Did the Cow Say When Its Tail Caught on Fire?

Moo! See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2016| 5 Comments | 75 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

3084. Some Words on a Shirt Shop

Yep.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2016| 6 Comments | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3085. What Do You Call a Man with a Shovel in His Head?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2016| 3 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3086. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2016| 4 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

3087. The Donald Trump Sandwich

White bread, lots of baloney, Russian dressing, and a tiny pickle.

Added by a Guest on September 1, 2016| 11 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

3088. Hairy Bald People

Lots of hair all in the wrong places.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2016| 6 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

3089. Pistachios with Uncracked Shells

Often require a hammer to open. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2016| 1 Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3090. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 26, 2016| 1 Comment | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike