Guest Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

3081. Why Can't You Hear a Dinosaur Go to the Bathroom?

The dinosaurs are all dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Phobias

3082. Xanthophobia

The fear of the color yellow.

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Funny Things to Do

3083. Walking Off a Cliff While Reading a Newspaper

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Phobias

3084. Automatonophobia

Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues, or anything that falsely represents a sentient being. Let's be honest though, those things are pretty creepy.

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Funny Clothes

3085. North Korea Jeans

Note, it's now illegal to wear jeans in North Korea. See also Korean.

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Funny Animals

3086. Fainting Goats

Also called myotonic, goats that faint and collapse when they get startled or excited. See also Cute.

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Funny Nicknames

3087. Nope Rope

A more accurate name for a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Things

3088. Napoleon in a Chamber Pot

Long ago, people who hated Napoleon put a clay figure of him in their chamber pots so they could relieve themselves on him. See also Bathroom, French, Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

3089. Fool Me Once, Shame on Me, but Teach a Man to Fool Me, and I'll be Fooled for the Rest of My Life

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Funny Sayings

3090. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It

Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.

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