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Funny Foods

3131. Kids' Menu

Offered by Mexican, Italian, and Chinese restaurants for kids 12 and below. We're talking chicken tenders, Mac and cheese, and fish sticks. None of the food on the kids menu is actually Mexican, Italian, or Chinese. See also Children.

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Funny Movies

3132. Vaseline

The name by which the movie Grease was marketed in Argentina. See also 70's.

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Funny Products

3133. Twisty Straws Shop

Crazy. See also Children.

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Funny Things

3134. Mythril

Like Adamantium steel, mythical metal that only a complete nerd would know about. See also Nerds.

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Funny Things

3135. Barfkin

A jack-o-lantern throwing up, using the seeds as vomit. See also Holidays, Vomit.

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Funny Sayings

3136. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.

It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.

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Funny Insults

3137. I Fart in Your General Direction

From Monty Python. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Animals

3138. Dorkie

Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.

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Funny Nicknames

3139. Capn' Cankle

There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.

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Funny Words

3140. Durst

The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.

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