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Funny Insults

3151. You Bead! You Acorn!

You tell 'em Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Questions

3152. Do You Even Logic Bro?

Added by a Guest on May 27, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3153. Green Heron

Have you seen this bird? It's all small and neckless and then FWOOP, huge neck. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3155. Octocorn

A unicorn with eight legs.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

3156. Hai Karate

The Axe Body Spray of the late 1960's. Named after the self-defense maneuver a wearer would need to employ against aggressive female admirers. See also 60's.

Added by a Guest on May 16, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3157. Putting Butter on Butter

See also Dairy, Redundant.

Added by a Guest on May 12, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3158. Fartlek

A Swedish athletic regime involving interval training. See also Swedish.

Added by a Guest on May 12, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3159. Commas Save Lives

Let's eat grandma.
No.
Lets eat, grandma. See also Grammar.

Added by a Guest on May 11, 2015| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3160. Chicken Turtle

An actual breed of turtle in the American southeast, so named because it tastes like chicken.

Added by a Guest on May 7, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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