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Funny Insults

3191. Walking Eagle

Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.

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Funny Words

3192. Voluntold

The state of being asked to volunteer, but really being told to do something. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Conveyances

3193. Ford Pinto

Unsafe at any speed, according to Ralph Nader. See also 70's, Cars.

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Funny Instruments

3194. Gutbucket

Also called a washtub base. Basically a bucket with a string attached to a broom handle that's nearly impossible to tune.

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Funny Instruments

3195. Paperclip

For fairly obvious reasons, the translation of the French word for trombone. See also French.

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Funny Phrases

3196. Go and Cook Yourself and Egg!

Translation of the French way of saying "Leave me alone!" See also French.

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Funny Things

3197. Death-Eater Gray

The depressing gray color that sucks out all happiness if you stand too close. Often the color of office cubicles. See also Depressing, Office.

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Funny Quotes

3198. "Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."

Funny Foods

3199. Liberty Lettuce

The World War I version of Freedom Fries, sauerkraut was once called liberty lettuce. See also German, Made Up.

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Funny Phrases

3200. Eh Wot

A phrase used by old British gentlemen at the end of sentences that means, "you know?" or "right?". See also British, Old-Timey.

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