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Funny Insults
3221. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot That Had the Instructions on the Heel
Funny Insults
3222. Landlubber
One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.
Funny Things
3223. Dad Humor
"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."
"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."
Funny Insults
3224. Chucklehead, Imbecile, Clod Pole, Noodle, and Turkey
When you google "idiot definition," these are five of the many options provdided under synonyms.
Funny Words
3226. Fartsdump
A Norwegian word for speedbump. Look out, it's a fartsdump! See also Norwegian.
Funny Euphemisms
3228. The Frick-Frack Diddly Dack Paddy Whack Thumbtack Back Track Biofeedback
Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.
Funny Places
3230. Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, Massachutes
A lake in Webster. It's a Native American name of a lake.
Not surprisingly, local preferr to call it Lake Webster.