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Funny Advice

3221. Never Use Your Favorite Song as an Alarm

You'll start to hate it.

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Funny Instruments

3222. Electric Violin Shop

Why not? See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Insults

3223. Neo Maxie Zoom Dweebie

Classic nerd insult from The Breakfast Club. See also 80's.

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Funny Euphemisms

3224. Painting My Nails

A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom.

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Funny Nicknames

3225. Handle

A nickname given to Pip by Herbert Pocket in the book Great Expectations. See also Literature.

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Funny Sayings

3226. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars

See also Dogs.

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Funny Clothes

3227. Bowyangs

Straps that holds the pants legs in place. See also Australian, Pants.

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Funny Quotes

3228. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."

From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Sayings

3229. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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Funny Insults

3230. You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerfherder!

Princess Leia burning Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back. See also 80's.

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