Guest Entries

Funny Names

3221. Rusty Knutz

Major League Baseball player from 1979-1985. See also Baseball.

Added by a Guest on September 29, 2014| 4 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

3222. The Literally-Can't-Even

Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.

Added by a Guest on September 25, 2014| 16 Comments | 133 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3223. Licking Your Tongue

Try it.

Added by a Guest on September 25, 2014| 32 Comments | 110 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

3224. Fluffing Bunnies

A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on September 21, 2014| 2 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3225. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2014| Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

3226. Rocket Fuel

Gatorade and vodka. You'll be soaring. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2014| 1 Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3227. Banter Sponge

Someone who takes away all banter from the immediate vicinity; not to be seen as a compliment, as most of you sponges seem to take it.

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2014| 1 Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3228. Russian Doll

Are you a Russian doll?
Because you're full of yourself. See also Russian.

Added by a Guest on September 14, 2014| Comment | 83 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3229. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2014| 5 Comments | 62 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3230. There Are Two Things I Hate, Racists and Norwegians

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2014| 7 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike