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Funny Sayings
3244. Remember That Behind Every Selfie are 47 Identical Ones That Didn't Make It
See also Teenagers.
Funny Dances
3247. The Literally-Can't-Even
Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.
Funny Euphemisms
3249. Fluffing Bunnies
A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.
Funny Sayings
3250. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.