Guest Entries

Funny Advice

3281. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2013| 9 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

3282. In Every Dream Home A Heartache Shop

This song, is literally about a blow up doll. E.g. "I blew up your body, but you blew my mind." It was made by Roxy Music, and sung by Bryan Ferry.

Added by a Guest on October 26, 2013| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

3283. Octobass

First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2013| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3284. Mangy Cur

See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on October 17, 2013| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

3285. Wienerschnitzel

See also German.

Added by a Guest on October 14, 2013| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

3286. That's a Fact, Jack

Added by a Guest on September 30, 2013| 2 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3287. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

Added by a Guest on September 30, 2013| 4 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3288. Shining an Apple Before Eating It

Because nothing brings out an apple's flavor like an old t-shirt. See also Fruits, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2013| 3 Comments | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

3289. Yodeling Groceries

Another euphemism for vomiting. See also Vomit.

Added by a Guest on September 6, 2013| Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

3290. Food Neophobia

The extreme fear of new foods.

Added by a Guest on August 21, 2013| 4 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike