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Funny Words

3311. Umpteenth

What does umpteenth even mean? Why do parents always use it? See also Numbers.

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Funny Foods

3312. Peanut Butter with Peanuts Labeled as an Ingredient

Duh. See also Redundant.

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Funny Sayings

3313. You Gotta Risk It to Get the Biscuit

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Funny Words

3314. Archipelago

A chain of islands. Sounds like a Spanish pelican.

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Funny Euphemisms

3316. Technicolor Yawn

Euphemism for vomit. See also Vomit.

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Funny Things to Do

3317. Taking a Stuffed Animal to the Vet

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Places

3319. Scratchy Bottom, England

A small town in Dorset, England. Officially the 2nd worst place name in the country after "Shitterton", also in Dorset. See also British.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

3320. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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