Guest Entries

Funny Euphemisms

3351. Yelling at His Shoes

Vomiting, especially in public. See also Vomit.

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Funny Songs

3352. Booty Man Shop

Look at that booty, show me the booty.
Give me the booty, I want the the booty.
Back up the booty, I need the booty.
I like the booty, oh what a booty.
Etc.

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Funny Places

3353. Pfafftown, North Carolina

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Funny Drinks

3354. Test Tube Shots

Available in low-quality bars everywhere. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

3355. Same Sh*t, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

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Funny Insults

3356. Beetle-Headed, Flap-Eared Knave

Ah, Shakespeare. See also Literature.

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Funny Foods

3357. Hot Butt Cappy

Yes, it's a thing. It is spiced pork shoulder, with a lot of paprika. I worked at a deli, and we sold it. Possibly the most inherently funny meat. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

3358. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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Funny Sayings

3359. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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Funny Advice

3360. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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