Guest Entries
Funny Quotes
3351. "Just because a page on the internet has a famous person's name after a quote, it doesn't mean he or she said it."
-Abraham Lincoln
Funny Diseases
3352. Cyrus Virus
Marked by twerking, sticking out your tongue, licking hammers, and obsessing over wrecking balls. See also Singers.
Funny Names
3353. Phillip Phillips
He won American Idol for having the same last name as his first name. Congrats. See also Music, Redundant.
Funny Names
3354. Stanley Yelnats
From the book Holes, the last name is "Stanley" spelled backwards.
Funny Words
3355. Fopdoodle
A completely ridiculous and perfectly fitting word for a silly fool. Not to be confused with flapdoodle, which means stupid babble or nonsense.
Funny Insults
3358. Sitzpinkler
German for a wimp. The literal translation is "man who pees sitting down". See also Bathroom, German.
Funny Phrases
3359. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones
Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.