Guest Entries
Funny Foods
3362. Potato
Po·ta·to [puh-tey-toh, -tuh]
Noun, plural po·ta·toes
1. The perfect awkward silence breaker.
2. The awesomest food on earth.
3. The main ingredient in french fries, except for McDonalds where the main ingredient is corn.
Funny Insults
3364. Hornswoggling Curmudgeon
A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.
Funny Sayings
3365. I'll Hold Your Beer
What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Dances
3367. Gangnam Style Horsey Dance
Just in case you've been in a coma the past year and haven't seen the video. See also Korean.