Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
3392. "Hey Y'all, Watch This!"
Southern saying, usually before you say or do something really stupid. See also Southern.
Funny Words
3393. Nudiustertian
A funny word that actually means "of or pertaining to the day before yesterday."
Funny Sayings
3394. A Long-tailed Cat in a Room Full of Rocking Chairs
Southern saying for someone who is very nervous.
Funny Euphemisms
3395. Power to the P
A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.
Funny Jobs
3398. Chick Sexor
Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.