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Funny Phobias

3391. Lanchonophobia

The fear of vegetables.

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Funny Words

3392. Platapie

Plural of platypus. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

3393. Godwottery

In gardening, and overly elaborate or affected style.

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Funny Foods

3394. Potato

Po·ta·to [puh-tey-toh, -tuh]
Noun, plural po·ta·toes
1. The perfect awkward silence breaker.
2. The awesomest food on earth.
3. The main ingredient in french fries, except for McDonalds where the main ingredient is corn.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2012| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3395. Furphy

A portable water-container that is also Australian slang for a rumor.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3396. Hornswoggling Curmudgeon

A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2012| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3397. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Words

3398. Juju

An action that is likely to be harmful a "karmic" way.

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Funny Dances

3399. Gangnam Style Horsey Dance

Just in case you've been in a coma the past year and haven't seen the video. See also Korean.

Added by a Guest on October 2, 2012| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3400. Napiform

To be turnip-shaped. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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