Guest Entries
Funny Quotes
3395. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."
See also Breakfast.
Funny Euphemisms
3396. Squeezing the Lemon
Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.
Funny Places
3400. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland
They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!
