Guest Entries
Funny Instruments
3432. Whip Cracks
Two 2x4s were hinged together and slapped against each another by yours truly in the attempt to make a sound like a whip in our Sleigh Bells rendition. My hair flew backwards and my expression became pinched each time I slapped them together.
Funny Toys
3436. Tippy Tumbles
I wanted this doll as a child, but got a skipping rope instead. The doll could sit up, do front and back flips and handstands with the aid of a battery-operated "handbag" accessory attached to its leg. See also 70's, Dolls.
Funny Euphemisms
3440. The Dance Without Pants
Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.