Guest Entries
Funny Advice
3431. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples
Funny Phobias
3433. Botanophobia
The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.
Funny Insults
3435. Ultracrepidarian
A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.
Funny Words
3436. Eh and Aboot
Two words that immediately identify a Canadian. "Eh! what aboot that hockey?" See also Canadian.
Funny Insults
3438. Flobblewanger
Someone who gets up at six in the morning to buy a McDonald's milk shake. See also Made Up.