Guest Entries
Funny T-Shirts
3472. T-Rex No Like Push-Ups Shop
Its nose is too big and its arms are too small. See also Dinosaurs, Fitness.
Funny Insults
3473. Pamplemousse
French for "grapefruit". A Gallic way to call someone fat. See also French.
Funny Diseases
3474. Jumping Frenchmen of Maine
A sufferer of this disease displays highly exaggerated movements, and tend to leap out wildly. And despite the unusual name, it really exists.
Funny Books
3475. The Phone Book
Book mostly used for things other than finding a phone number, e.g. a step reach something high or as a prop for a muscle man to tear in half.
Funny Words
3476. Battycatter
Newfoundland word meaning ice that forms on the rocks along the shore. See also Canadian.
Funny Foods
3480. Potato
Po·ta·to [puh-tey-toh, -tuh]
Noun, plural po·ta·toes
1. The perfect awkward silence breaker.
2. The awesomest food on earth.
3. The main ingredient in french fries, except for McDonalds where the main ingredient is corn.