Guest Entries
Funny Diseases
3501. Saturday Night Palsy
Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.
Funny Books
3502. What’s Wrong With My Snake? Shop
For starters, its owner owns a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.
Funny Diseases
3504. Galactorrhea
The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.
Funny Instruments
3505. Swinette
An instrument comprised of two horse hairs stretched across a hog's behind and picked by one's teeth.
Funny Words
3507. Batragophogus
An adjective with Greek origins for feeding upon frogs, e.g. the French are a particularly batragophogus people.
Funny Things
3508. Etched Rock N' Roll Mirrors
Remember these? You'd win them at carnivalsmy brother had the Van Halen mirror. I'm waiting for their comeback along with rock n' roll, nylon, velcro wallets. See also 80's.
Funny Things
3509. Sniper Crowbar
A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.