Guest Entries
Funny Words
3501. Jiggle
Funny Words
3502. Foibles
Funny Diseases
3505. Slapped-Face Disease
It's an actual disease. It looks like you have been slapped everywhere, and it itches like crazy.
Funny Things
3506. Gelmet
When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.
Funny Jobs
3507. Knocker-up
Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.
Funny Foods
3508. Kartoffelpuffer
German for 'potato cake.' It is pronounced 'kartoffel poofer.' See also German.