Guest Entries
Funny Diseases
3531. Empirism
An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Advice
3532. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples
Funny Phobias
3534. Botanophobia
The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.
Funny Insults
3536. Ultracrepidarian
A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.
Funny Words
3537. Eh and Aboot
Two words that immediately identify a Canadian. "Eh! what aboot that hockey?" See also Canadian.
Funny Insults
3539. Flobblewanger
Someone who gets up at six in the morning to buy a McDonald's milk shake. See also Made Up.