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Funny Foods
3561. Horned Melon
A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.
Funny Names
3562. Robert Strange McNamara
Secretary of Defense under Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson. That's his real middle name.
Funny Advice
3563. Correct Punctuation is Crucial
E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.
Funny Words
3566. Gubbins
Objects of little or no value, odds and ends. A word frequently used while moving house, e.g. "I can't take it any more! All these gubbins to sort out!"