Guest Entries
Funny Diseases
3571. Galactorrhea
The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.
Funny Instruments
3572. Swinette
An instrument comprised of two horse hairs stretched across a hog's behind and picked by one's teeth.
Funny Words
3574. Batragophogus
An adjective with Greek origins for feeding upon frogs, e.g. the French are a particularly batragophogus people.
Funny Things
3575. Etched Rock N' Roll Mirrors
Remember these? You'd win them at carnivals—my brother had the Van Halen mirror. I'm waiting for their comeback along with rock n' roll, nylon, velcro wallets. See also 80's.
Funny Things
3576. Sniper Crowbar
A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.
Funny Animals
3578. The Chicken Who Didn't Cross the Road
He didn't cross the road because he didn't want his motive questioned. See also Jokes.
Funny People
3579. Walloon
A french-speaking person who lives in Belgium. See also European, French.
Funny Words
3580. Vomitory
An entrance cutting through the seats of a theater; not to be confused with a vomitorium. See also Theater, Vomit.