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Funny Things to Do
3521. Dividing by Zero
Nothing kills time like ripping open the fabric of existence! See also Math, Science.
Funny Diseases
3522. Saturday Night Palsy
Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.
Funny Books
3523. What’s Wrong With My Snake? Shop
For starters, its owner owns a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.
Funny Diseases
3525. Galactorrhea
The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.
Funny Instruments
3526. Swinette
An instrument comprised of two horse hairs stretched across a hog's behind and picked by one's teeth.
Funny Words
3528. Batragophogus
An adjective with Greek origins for feeding upon frogs, e.g. the French are a particularly batragophogus people.
Funny Things
3529. Etched Rock N' Roll Mirrors
Remember these? You'd win them at carnivalsmy brother had the Van Halen mirror. I'm waiting for their comeback along with rock n' roll, nylon, velcro wallets. See also 80's.
Funny Things
3530. Sniper Crowbar
A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.