Guest Entries
Funny Products
3493. Lysol Healthy Touch No-Touch Hand Soap System
You're going to be washing your hands anyways, so what difference does it make if the germs from the soap dispenser gets on your hands if the soap coming out of the dispenser afterward is going to clean them anyways?
Funny Words
3494. Slobberknocker
A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.
Funny Foods
3496. Horned Melon
A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.
Funny Names
3497. Robert Strange McNamara
Secretary of Defense under Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson. That's his real middle name.
Funny Advice
3498. Correct Punctuation is Crucial
E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.