Guest Entries

3421. Jumping Frenchmen of Maine

A sufferer of this disease displays highly exaggerated movements, and tend to leap out wildly. And despite the unusual name, it really exists.

Added by a Guest on December 24, 2012| 2 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3422. The Phone Book

Book mostly used for things other than finding a phone number, e.g. a step reach something high or as a prop for a muscle man to tear in half.

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3423. Battycatter

Newfoundland word meaning ice that forms on the rocks along the shore. See also Canadian.

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3424. Lanchonophobia

The fear of vegetables.

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3425. Platapie

Plural of platypus. See also Made Up.

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3426. Godwottery

In gardening, and overly elaborate or affected style.

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Po·ta·to [puh-tey-toh, -tuh]
Noun, plural po·ta·toes
1. The perfect awkward silence breaker.
2. The awesomest food on earth.
3. The main ingredient in french fries, except for McDonalds where the main ingredient is corn.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2012| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3428. Furphy

A portable water-container that is also Australian slang for a rumor.

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Funny Insults

3429. Hornswoggling Curmudgeon

A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2012| 4 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3430. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2012| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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