Guest Entries

Funny Drinks

3421. Dehydrated Water Shop

Just add water.

Added by a Guest on December 5, 2015| 11 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

3422. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2015| 7 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

3423. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2015| 3 Comments | 97 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3424. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2015| 3 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

3425. Infantocracy

To be governed by an infant. Can happen in a monarchy.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2015| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3426. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2015| 1 Comment | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3427. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2015| 4 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3428. What Has a Head and Tail but No Legs or Feet?

A snake, stupid.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2015| 5 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3429. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2015| 8 Comments | 80 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

3430. Go Eat a Bike

A phrase I often use when I run out of comebacks.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2015| 7 Comments | 72 people like this You Like This | Unlike