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Funny Anti-Jokes

3421. What Did Batman Say to Robin Before They Got in the Batmobile?

Get in the car.

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Funny Drinks

3422. Dehydrated Water Shop

Just add water.

Added by a Guest on December 5, 2015| 11 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

3423. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2015| 7 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

3424. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2015| 3 Comments | 97 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3425. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

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Funny Things

3426. Infantocracy

To be governed by an infant. Can happen in a monarchy.

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Funny Sayings

3427. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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Funny Sayings

3428. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3429. What Has a Head and Tail but No Legs or Feet?

A snake, stupid.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2015| 5 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3430. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2015| 8 Comments | 80 people like this You Like This | Unlike