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Funny Insults
3421. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238
Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.
Funny Words
3423. Monorchism
The state of only having a single testicle. Similarly, a monochid, is a man with one testicle. See also Body.
Funny Drinks
3424. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.
Funny Instruments
3425. Mellophone
A trumpet on steroids or a baritone that needs a workout? Or maybe just the French horn's American cousin?
Funny Insults
3426. Mumpsimus
A person who continues to misspeak, even after being corrected. Read more about the interesting origins of the word.
Funny Diseases
3427. Cotard's Syndrome
A mental illness in which someone thinks he or she is a walking copse. See also Zombies.