Guest Entries

Funny Places

3381. Pfafftown, North Carolina

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Funny Drinks

3382. Test Tube Shots

Available in low-quality bars everywhere. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

3383. Same Sh*t, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

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Funny Insults

3384. Beetle-Headed, Flap-Eared Knave

Ah, Shakespeare. See also Literature.

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Funny Foods

3385. Hot Butt Cappy

Yes, it's a thing. It is spiced pork shoulder, with a lot of paprika. I worked at a deli, and we sold it. Possibly the most inherently funny meat. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

3386. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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Funny Sayings

3387. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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Funny Advice

3388. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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Funny Questions

3389. Are You Sleeping?

No, I'm skydiving.

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Funny Foods

3390. Durian Fruit Shop

Reportedly stinks like a rotten skunk carcass stuffed with fish.

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