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Funny Advice

3371. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2013| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

3372. In Every Dream Home A Heartache Shop

This song, is literally about a blow up doll. E.g. "I blew up your body, but you blew my mind." It was made by Roxy Music, and sung by Bryan Ferry.

Added by a Guest on October 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

3373. Octobass

First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2013| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3374. Mangy Cur

See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on October 17, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3375. Wienerschnitzel

See also German.

Added by a Guest on October 14, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

3376. That's a Fact, Jack

Added by a Guest on September 30, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3378. Shining an Apple Before Eating It

Because nothing brings out an apple's flavor like an old t-shirt. See also Fruits, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2013| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3379. Yodeling Groceries

Another euphemism for vomiting. See also Vomit.

Added by a Guest on September 6, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

3380. Food Neophobia

The extreme fear of new foods.

Added by a Guest on August 21, 2013| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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