Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
3371. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God
The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.
Funny Diseases
3372. Empirism
An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Advice
3373. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples
Funny Phobias
3375. Botanophobia
The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.
Funny Insults
3377. Ultracrepidarian
A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.
Funny Words
3378. Eh and Aboot
Two words that immediately identify a Canadian. "Eh! what aboot that hockey?" See also Canadian.
Funny Insults
3380. Flobblewanger
Someone who gets up at six in the morning to buy a McDonald's milk shake. See also Made Up.