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Funny Insults
3371. Wayward, Dizzy-eyed Dewberry
Shakespearean insults at their finest. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Sayings
3372. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"
Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.
Funny Names
3374. Dikshit
Common Hindi surname, e.g. Sheila Dikshit, a former member of the Delhi Legislative Assembly. See also Indian, Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
3377. Painting 1, 2, 3, and 5 on Four Pigs and Letting Them Loose in a mall.
And then watch security try to find pig number 4. See also Pigs, Pranks.
Funny Quotes
3378. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
Funny Sayings
3379. Texting While Driving KILLS
And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.
Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.
See also Cars, Safety.
