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Funny Anti-Jokes

3371. What Has a Head and Tail but No Legs or Feet?

A snake, stupid.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3372. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2015| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

3373. Go Eat a Bike

A phrase I often use when I run out of comebacks.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2015| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

3374. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2015| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3375. Natiform

Of or resembling the buttocks. Yes, there is a word for that.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3376. Pinching a Grumpy

See also Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on November 15, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3377. What's Red and Smells Like Blue Paint?

Red paint.

Added by a Guest on November 13, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3378. Silly Billy

A common insult used by 3-year-olds.

Added by a Guest on November 13, 2015| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3379. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?

Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

3380. Bosser Arounder

Someone who tells you what you can and can't do. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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