Guest Entries

Funny Nicknames

3371. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2015| 7 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

3372. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2015| 3 Comments | 97 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3373. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2015| 3 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

3374. Infantocracy

To be governed by an infant. Can happen in a monarchy.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2015| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3375. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2015| 1 Comment | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3376. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2015| 4 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3377. What Has a Head and Tail but No Legs or Feet?

A snake, stupid.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2015| 5 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3378. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2015| 8 Comments | 79 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

3379. Go Eat a Bike

A phrase I often use when I run out of comebacks.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2015| 7 Comments | 72 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

3380. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2015| 11 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike