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Funny Sayings

3271. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2014| 6 Comments | 92 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

3272. Every Breath You Take Shop

"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.

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Funny Words

3273. Orgulous

Middle English word meaning "proud"or "haughty".

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Funny Words

3274. Dirk

Another name for a short sword. See also Weapons.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2014| 4 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

3275. Secrets of the Mountain Shop

Basically one long commercial for Procter & Gamble and Walmart.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2014| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

3276. Hard at Twerk

Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

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Funny Nicknames

3277. Zeus Toots

For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2014| 1 Comment | 68 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

3278. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2014| 9 Comments | 182 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

3279. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 3, 2014| 2 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3280. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2014| 8 Comments | 72 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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