Guest Entries
Funny Places
3271. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland
They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!
Funny Advice
3272. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese
Think about it.
Funny Movies
3273. Fred Ott's Sneeze
The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Products
3275. Self-Stirring Mug Shop
For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort. See also Lazy.
Funny Books
3277. What Men Know About Women Shop
One hundred pages of absolutely nothing. See also Women.
Funny Diseases
3278. Stendhal Syndrom
Rapid heartbeat and possible heart attack as a result of looking at beautiful art. See also Art.
Funny Insults
3279. Schlumpadinka
Oprah Winfrey coined this word meaning a person who does not care about themselves, e.g. wears the same pair of jeans with holes for a month, never brushes hair, etc. See also Lazy.