Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
3272. Remember That Behind Every Selfie are 47 Identical Ones That Didn't Make It
See also Teenagers.
Funny Dances
3275. The Literally-Can't-Even
Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.
Funny Euphemisms
3277. Fluffing Bunnies
A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.
Funny Sayings
3278. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.
Funny Insults
3280. Banter Sponge
Someone who takes away all banter from the immediate vicinity; not to be seen as a compliment, as most of you sponges seem to take it.