Guest Entries
Funny Insults
3231. Mad Mustachio Purple-hued Malt-worms
Another Shakespearean insult, this time from King Henry IV, Part 1. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Sayings
3232. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk
See also Alcohol.
Funny Clothes
3235. Vests
Funny Insults
3236. But Thou Hath Done Thy Mother
Proof that Shakespeare started the "your momma" jokes. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Jobs
3237. Substitute Teacher
A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.
