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Funny Observations

3231. Farts Are Just the Ghosts of Things We Eat Shop

See also Flatulence, Ghosts, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

3232. Lalaloopsy Potty Surprise Shop

A doll that magically poops a surprise, random shape. See also Dolls, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3233. What Do You Call a Dog with No Legs?

Nothing. It won't come when you call it. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3234. Looking Up at the Ceiling Until Other People Do It

See also Pranks.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3235. Sialoquent

To have the tendency to spray saliva while speaking. See also Gross.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3236. What Did Batman Say to Robin Before They Got in the Batmobile?

Get in the car.

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2015| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

3237. Dehydrated Water Shop

Just add water.

Added by a Guest on December 5, 2015| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

3238. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2015| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3239. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3240. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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