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Funny Quotes
3294. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."
See also Breakfast.
Funny Euphemisms
3295. Squeezing the Lemon
Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.
Funny Places
3299. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland
They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!
Funny Advice
3300. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese
Think about it.