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Funny Sayings
3301. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.
My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.
Funny Songs
3304. Every Breath You Take Shop
"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.
Funny Movies
3307. Secrets of the Mountain Shop
Basically one long commercial for Procter & Gamble and Walmart.
Funny Nicknames
3309. Zeus Toots
For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.
Funny Quotes
3310. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."
So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.