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Funny Sayings

3301. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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Funny Phrases

3302. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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Funny Sayings

3303. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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Funny Songs

3304. Every Breath You Take Shop

"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.

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Funny Words

3305. Orgulous

Middle English word meaning "proud"or "haughty".

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Funny Words

3306. Dirk

Another name for a short sword. See also Weapons.

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Funny Phrases

3308. Hard at Twerk

Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

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Funny Nicknames

3309. Zeus Toots

For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.

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Funny Quotes

3310. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.

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