Guest Entries
Funny Places
3181. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland
They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!
Funny Advice
3182. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese
Think about it.
Funny Movies
3183. Fred Ott's Sneeze
The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Products
3185. Self-Stirring Mug Shop
For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort. See also Lazy.
Funny Books
3187. What Men Know About Women Shop
One hundred pages of absolutely nothing. See also Women.
Funny Diseases
3188. Stendhal Syndrom
Rapid heartbeat and possible heart attack as a result of looking at beautiful art. See also Art.
Funny Insults
3189. Schlumpadinka
Oprah Winfrey coined this word meaning a person who does not care about themselves, e.g. wears the same pair of jeans with holes for a month, never brushes hair, etc. See also Lazy.