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Funny Anti-Jokes

3181. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Quotes

3182. "Time Flies Like an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana."

Groucho Marx said this.

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Funny Things to Do

3183. Writing "I Hate Graffiti" on a Wall

See also Hypocritical.

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Funny Things

3184. School Computers

Require spending half the class waiting for them to load. See also Computers, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

3185. Making a Sword out of Markers

Be honest. When you were five, you did it. And loved it.

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Funny Clothes

3186. Hand Underpants Shop

I think I’ll just wear gloves, thanks.

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Funny Names

3187. Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaftschafers Wesen

Name of the man with the longest name in the world.

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Funny Sayings

3188. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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Funny Clothes

3189. Shakos

Tall hats worn by marching bands. See also Hats.

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Funny Foods

3190. Cold Dog

A hot dog served cold.

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