Guest Entries
Funny Animals
3181. The Croc Ness Monster
Non-native crocodile that somehow ended up in a lake on the Greek island of Crete and has been helping himself to local ducks and lambs. See also Greek.
Funny Jobs
3183. Hair Boiler
Job responsibilities include tending vats that boil animal hair. See also Hair.
Funny Nicknames
3187. Lizardbreath
Classic, brother-bestowed nickname for long-suffering sisters named Elizabeth. See, for example, the comic strip For Better or Worse. See also Sophomoric.