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Funny Quotes

3161. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."

From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Sayings

3162. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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Funny Insults

3163. You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerfherder!

Princess Leia burning Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

3164. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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Funny Words

3165. Hangry

When you're so hungry, you become angry. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Advice

3166. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal

See also Bears.

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Funny Insults

3167. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Questions

3168. Why do cameras have round lenses but take square photographs?

See also Cameras.

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Funny Sayings

3169. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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Funny Euphemisms

3170. Son of a Biscuit!

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