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Funny Insults

3161. PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. Help-desk slang for "You don't know how to use a computer." See also Computers.

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Funny Words

3162. Netiquette

A buzzword that was popular in the early 2000s, but mysteriously died out by 2012. See also Internet.

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Funny Sayings

3163. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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Funny Diseases

3164. Dysania

The struggle to get up in the morning. Especially common on Mondays between August and May.

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Funny Drinks

3165. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

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Funny Sayings

3166. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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Funny Animals

3167. Garden Eels

Often confused with some form of ocean grass. Yech.

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Funny Animals

3168. Sharksucker

Nickname for the remora, a fish known to attach itself to a shark to hitch a ride.

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Funny Insults

3169. You Could Get Lost in an Elevator

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Funny Foods

3170. Face Cakes

Cakes with a portraits printed on them. The more awkward, the better. See also Dessert.

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